12/05/2022

30 fun jokes!

We're celebrating 30 years of fun at Barracudas Activity Day Camps.

What could be more fun than a good joke? Well, sometimes a bad joke is even better 🤭

We asked our head office team for their all time favourites. Here are 30 of the best (or worst!):

1. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
2. What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.
3. What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? “Curses! Foil again!”
4. I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
5. I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
6. What country's capital is growing the fastest? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
7. What do you call a line of Barbies? A ‘Barbie’que
8. What was left when the Cheese factory exploded? De Brie
9. What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror? Halloumi!
10. I’ve just finished my book that I wrote on Penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.
11. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
12. How do you throw a space party? You planet.
13. Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. “Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
14. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
15. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
16. Where are average things manufactured? The satisfactory.
17. What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.
18. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
19. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
20. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
21. The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21.
22. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
23. What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
24. What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.
25. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
26. Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition? Because it was cultured.
27. How do poets say hello? Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
28. What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings? Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.
29. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
30. What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad.

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Hope you enjoyed these, please don't blame us if you loose some friends over this 😜